Post by Nick Blade on Sept 20, 2016 19:44:40 GMT -5
[The lens focuses on Blade. It's an up-close shot, because he's holding the camera on himself. It's most likely cell phone footage.]
Nick Blade: "Malcolm McDowell said in A Clockwork Orange... 'There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back.' Those words have never been more true than right now. You see, while you were away and not paying attention to the GWA, because their shows literally just don't occur... The Front Office had a vote. A vote on whether or not they should kick out Nick Blade."
[Blade makes a pretend shocked face. Then he laughs at the thought.]
"Let me ask you this... if I even have the management around here as the biggest marks for my gimmick, who else could be the best heel in this business? I got you all under my thumb. You can hold your little podcasts where you say teams I've already beaten may get my title shot. The truth is, you didn't talk about those other teams for a quarter of the time on that podcast. You were too busy talking about me. Even when I'm not present, I'm still the best story you got. Ryan Cage and Nick Blade don't need a title shot to have their legacy be important. What we've done is already written in stone.. in your own Hall of Fame."
"So the champs had their Invitational. We won it. You had a vote on who should get the title shot at the PPV. We won it. You had a vote on if I should be evicted. We won it. You put us up against the teams you got.. we won it. Every time you put up a block in the road, we run it over like a snow plow in December. Now management isn't happy with us, so they want to call us unprofessional. Rename your titles to the GWA Champions of Yes Men. I didn't know we were expected to kiss ass to be the top team, I thought we just had to be at the top of the teams. That's where you'll find us. Not eating our dinners out of straws like your actual champion, Mike Lio. If you aint giving the best talent with the best record the title shots, you might as well not even have titles or champions. You're telling the world your Tag Titles belong in the dumpster, because they don't matter as far as real competition is concerned."
[He pauses and considers where the promo should go.]
"... and I know you're just taking that from us in the hopes that I'll get mad and want to leave. Instead, I think I'll just hang around, if no other reason than to continue to tell the world what a horrible job you're doing."
Nick Blade: "Malcolm McDowell said in A Clockwork Orange... 'There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back.' Those words have never been more true than right now. You see, while you were away and not paying attention to the GWA, because their shows literally just don't occur... The Front Office had a vote. A vote on whether or not they should kick out Nick Blade."
[Blade makes a pretend shocked face. Then he laughs at the thought.]
"Let me ask you this... if I even have the management around here as the biggest marks for my gimmick, who else could be the best heel in this business? I got you all under my thumb. You can hold your little podcasts where you say teams I've already beaten may get my title shot. The truth is, you didn't talk about those other teams for a quarter of the time on that podcast. You were too busy talking about me. Even when I'm not present, I'm still the best story you got. Ryan Cage and Nick Blade don't need a title shot to have their legacy be important. What we've done is already written in stone.. in your own Hall of Fame."
"So the champs had their Invitational. We won it. You had a vote on who should get the title shot at the PPV. We won it. You had a vote on if I should be evicted. We won it. You put us up against the teams you got.. we won it. Every time you put up a block in the road, we run it over like a snow plow in December. Now management isn't happy with us, so they want to call us unprofessional. Rename your titles to the GWA Champions of Yes Men. I didn't know we were expected to kiss ass to be the top team, I thought we just had to be at the top of the teams. That's where you'll find us. Not eating our dinners out of straws like your actual champion, Mike Lio. If you aint giving the best talent with the best record the title shots, you might as well not even have titles or champions. You're telling the world your Tag Titles belong in the dumpster, because they don't matter as far as real competition is concerned."
[He pauses and considers where the promo should go.]
"... and I know you're just taking that from us in the hopes that I'll get mad and want to leave. Instead, I think I'll just hang around, if no other reason than to continue to tell the world what a horrible job you're doing."