Post by brewer on May 28, 2017 13:58:08 GMT -5
Brewer walks up to the podium dressed in his best suit. He places his tag and World titles on the podium for all to see. He pulls out a folded paper and places it on the podium. He clears his throat and adjusts the mic before he speaks.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press corps.
I would like to take this time to thank all of you for showing up today.
There was an incident last week that really needs to be addressed.
I was in a match with "The True Native" Thayne Bell and I may have pushed the envelope too much.
Takes a sip of water
You see, Thayne is proud of his Lakota heritage and I made a mockery of that during a match. That was despicable and I feel like I needed to address it.
From now on I will refrain from using the words Indian, Scalp em, and any other possibly derogatory name for someone of Native AMerican descent.
I will only use the words Native, Kemosabe, and Not as good as you thought you were...
You see Thayne, and everyone else for that matter, I do what I do because it gets a reaction.
I beat up an old lady in her own home for Pete's sake.
If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.
Just because you took it to heart doesn't mean I should change who I am.
I am Brewer, the most hated wrestler in the GWA....
I am hated for a reason and I plan to stay that way....
NOw if the GWA front office wants to strip my title or suspend me or both...I will take that and wear it like a badge of honor...
My lawyer said it would be a great idea to hold this presser and apologize for my insensitivity...
Well I fired him...
I am YOUR GWA World Champion until someone beats me or until someone makes a Trail of Tears to the front office and has me suspended or fired....
Tonight, I face Johnny Bulldog...er John E. Gravely and I plan on crushing him inside the steel cage....
Good luck tonight...If any one is easily offended I would stay home or just wait until my match is over to tune in...
I expect you are all gonna fill the seats and turn on the TV to watch me work because you wanna see how I tight rope on the line next....
God save the Queen...cuz I will whoop her ass too...
Brewer take his titles and places them on the floor and turns over the podium. He picks up a British Flag and a lighter and sets it on fire. Drops the flag and picks up the titles and walks off stage.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press corps.
I would like to take this time to thank all of you for showing up today.
There was an incident last week that really needs to be addressed.
I was in a match with "The True Native" Thayne Bell and I may have pushed the envelope too much.
Takes a sip of water
You see, Thayne is proud of his Lakota heritage and I made a mockery of that during a match. That was despicable and I feel like I needed to address it.
From now on I will refrain from using the words Indian, Scalp em, and any other possibly derogatory name for someone of Native AMerican descent.
I will only use the words Native, Kemosabe, and Not as good as you thought you were...
You see Thayne, and everyone else for that matter, I do what I do because it gets a reaction.
I beat up an old lady in her own home for Pete's sake.
If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.
Just because you took it to heart doesn't mean I should change who I am.
I am Brewer, the most hated wrestler in the GWA....
I am hated for a reason and I plan to stay that way....
NOw if the GWA front office wants to strip my title or suspend me or both...I will take that and wear it like a badge of honor...
My lawyer said it would be a great idea to hold this presser and apologize for my insensitivity...
Well I fired him...
I am YOUR GWA World Champion until someone beats me or until someone makes a Trail of Tears to the front office and has me suspended or fired....
Tonight, I face Johnny Bulldog...er John E. Gravely and I plan on crushing him inside the steel cage....
Good luck tonight...If any one is easily offended I would stay home or just wait until my match is over to tune in...
I expect you are all gonna fill the seats and turn on the TV to watch me work because you wanna see how I tight rope on the line next....
God save the Queen...cuz I will whoop her ass too...
Brewer take his titles and places them on the floor and turns over the podium. He picks up a British Flag and a lighter and sets it on fire. Drops the flag and picks up the titles and walks off stage.