Post by caffrey on Jul 24, 2018 5:30:01 GMT -5
Immediately after the show, the GWA camera catches Anthony Caffrey getting tended to by trainers.
Anthony Caffrey: “Ya fee it Doc? I cruffed Brewer. I beat him fo bad Rockfade had a tantrum and few the goddamn steps at me. ON ONE AND A HALF LEGF.”
Doctor: “Doesn’t your mouth hurt?”
Caffrey: “Hell yeah it doef, Doc. I don’t give a fit about miffin a tooth - moft of my teefh are fake anyway. But I’m fill hyped af fit. I told efeyone. I told fem. I faid I am the greatest technical wreffler in the world. And what did I do? I choked Brewer in fat fleeper until he nearly paffed- you, come here.”
Caffrey gestures towards the camera as the doctor finishes wrapping his left leg back up. The cameraman pulls in and we can see Caffrey’s mouth. The sinister showman smile is slightly offputting - Caffrey’s missing a tooth on the right of his mouth.
Caffrey: “You made it a point Rock to fow you were not impreffed. I was confude fe entire time until it hit me - you faw what you can’t be anymore. You faw the greafest technical wreffler in GWA hifftory put on a clinic and embarraff the World Champ. I am THE World Champion. I am fe GREAFEST champion on the roffter today. And what are you? An old aff man waffing retirement knock on hif door.”
Caffrey knocks.
Caffrey: “Hi Rockfade, it’f me, retirement. Time to pack your two good movef into a bag and move to fe home Caffrey put Tony Pride in. Don’t worry. Pride affures you the nurfef are hot.”
Caffrey smiles.
Caffrey: “You are welcome to corner my opponintf. I could ufe the winf. Hit me with more feps, I’ll cafh more checkf. You are not impreffed - I don’t need to impreff you. You need to impreff me, old man. When’f the laft time you did fomfeing worf my time? Everyone knowf you only gonna break the winf record becuff efeyone else left you filly old man.”
Caffrey: “I look forward to feeing you foon, I’ll take more winf. It’f like the faying goef: anyfing you can do, you can’t do af well af me.”
Doctor: “Pretty sure that’s not the-“
Caffrey: “Doc, I juft beat fe World Champ while miffin a toofh, on a ruff ankle, and wiff a bad leg. The faying is whatever I damn well pleafe.”
The doctor nods as the camera fades to black.
Anthony Caffrey: “Ya fee it Doc? I cruffed Brewer. I beat him fo bad Rockfade had a tantrum and few the goddamn steps at me. ON ONE AND A HALF LEGF.”
Doctor: “Doesn’t your mouth hurt?”
Caffrey: “Hell yeah it doef, Doc. I don’t give a fit about miffin a tooth - moft of my teefh are fake anyway. But I’m fill hyped af fit. I told efeyone. I told fem. I faid I am the greatest technical wreffler in the world. And what did I do? I choked Brewer in fat fleeper until he nearly paffed- you, come here.”
Caffrey gestures towards the camera as the doctor finishes wrapping his left leg back up. The cameraman pulls in and we can see Caffrey’s mouth. The sinister showman smile is slightly offputting - Caffrey’s missing a tooth on the right of his mouth.
Caffrey: “You made it a point Rock to fow you were not impreffed. I was confude fe entire time until it hit me - you faw what you can’t be anymore. You faw the greafest technical wreffler in GWA hifftory put on a clinic and embarraff the World Champ. I am THE World Champion. I am fe GREAFEST champion on the roffter today. And what are you? An old aff man waffing retirement knock on hif door.”
Caffrey knocks.
Caffrey: “Hi Rockfade, it’f me, retirement. Time to pack your two good movef into a bag and move to fe home Caffrey put Tony Pride in. Don’t worry. Pride affures you the nurfef are hot.”
Caffrey smiles.
Caffrey: “You are welcome to corner my opponintf. I could ufe the winf. Hit me with more feps, I’ll cafh more checkf. You are not impreffed - I don’t need to impreff you. You need to impreff me, old man. When’f the laft time you did fomfeing worf my time? Everyone knowf you only gonna break the winf record becuff efeyone else left you filly old man.”
Caffrey: “I look forward to feeing you foon, I’ll take more winf. It’f like the faying goef: anyfing you can do, you can’t do af well af me.”
Doctor: “Pretty sure that’s not the-“
Caffrey: “Doc, I juft beat fe World Champ while miffin a toofh, on a ruff ankle, and wiff a bad leg. The faying is whatever I damn well pleafe.”
The doctor nods as the camera fades to black.