Post by aperfect000 on Nov 30, 2015 23:36:14 GMT -5
: The Big Apple Heavyweight Championship is seen sitting on a table. It seems to be banged up and a bit damaged from when Mike Lio slammed it down on the mat when he defeated Alex Perfect two weeks ago. There seems to be some polish lying next to the title.
Next to the title, lies a flyer for the Global Wrestling Alliance’s biggest pay-per-view of the year, Revelation. The BAWF logo seems to have been scratched out and blacked on this flyer. Next to the GWA logo, lays a scribble that says, “This is NOT over!” in red ink.
Alex Perfect is seen staring at the Big Apple Heavyweight Title in disbelief. He is seen staring at it for hours as his eyes are seen showing signs of restless sleep. Perfect slowly gets up from his chair before he gets right back down into his seat before he begins to speak. :
“Armageddon, dude, you stinky monkey grease moron, I’m sorry that I can not be your tag partner anymore. I have much more important business to take care of than tag teaming with a grease monkey. Mike Lio, how dare you mock one of the greatest titles of all times? Don’t you know who held this title before? Let me name off a few of them for you just so you know how important this title really is.
Shawn Arrows, Rob Atlas, Sephiroth and Avalon Britton have held the BAWF title. And now, you can add Alex Perfect as well. These men are future Hall of Famers. These were the men of the gods in those days. This is a prestigious title, Lio. How dare you throw it away like it was trash? Lio, you made a mockery of the greatest title to ever face this earth and I swear one day, you will feel the wrath of what you did.
Doomtrain, you are another grease monkey that we have here also in the GWA, but instead, you are in MY world. You think Cult Palomino cares abut you? All Cult cares about are who has the title and who is our champion. That’s right, all he cares about is the champion. So, therefore, he only cares about me, grease monkey and not you. I am the PERFECT ONE! I am the PERFECT champion! I earned this title fair and square and I will show the whole world why I am the PERFECT ONE!
Doomtrain, you big piss ant, enough is enough. You need to watch where you are stepping. I am the big dog in the BAWF and I will always be the Big Dog as long as I hold this title. Look around you, Doomtrain, this is all I got and this is all I came for. I don’t need World Titles or Tag Team titles. All I need is this title and this title alone! This is what feeds the wolf and this is what feeds the legs! I lost to Mike Lio because I was too slow and not up to par as I should be. Mark my words, grease monkey, when I face you, I will on the top of my game and you can bet your loose marbles on it.
Next time, I see you in our locker room, you better walk the other way and sit in time out; otherwise, your grease monkey ass will hit the floor faster than you can say, “Grease Monkey”. Ha! Ha! I will see you around, redneck idiot! Never mess with the BAWF’s real Heavyweight Champion! Never mess with the PERFECT ONE! NEVER! Ha! Ha!”
: Perfect gets up and picks up the BAWF title and slings it over his shoulder and walks away from the table singing, “We are the champions” as the camera fades to black. :
Next to the title, lies a flyer for the Global Wrestling Alliance’s biggest pay-per-view of the year, Revelation. The BAWF logo seems to have been scratched out and blacked on this flyer. Next to the GWA logo, lays a scribble that says, “This is NOT over!” in red ink.
Alex Perfect is seen staring at the Big Apple Heavyweight Title in disbelief. He is seen staring at it for hours as his eyes are seen showing signs of restless sleep. Perfect slowly gets up from his chair before he gets right back down into his seat before he begins to speak. :
“Armageddon, dude, you stinky monkey grease moron, I’m sorry that I can not be your tag partner anymore. I have much more important business to take care of than tag teaming with a grease monkey. Mike Lio, how dare you mock one of the greatest titles of all times? Don’t you know who held this title before? Let me name off a few of them for you just so you know how important this title really is.
Shawn Arrows, Rob Atlas, Sephiroth and Avalon Britton have held the BAWF title. And now, you can add Alex Perfect as well. These men are future Hall of Famers. These were the men of the gods in those days. This is a prestigious title, Lio. How dare you throw it away like it was trash? Lio, you made a mockery of the greatest title to ever face this earth and I swear one day, you will feel the wrath of what you did.
Doomtrain, you are another grease monkey that we have here also in the GWA, but instead, you are in MY world. You think Cult Palomino cares abut you? All Cult cares about are who has the title and who is our champion. That’s right, all he cares about is the champion. So, therefore, he only cares about me, grease monkey and not you. I am the PERFECT ONE! I am the PERFECT champion! I earned this title fair and square and I will show the whole world why I am the PERFECT ONE!
Doomtrain, you big piss ant, enough is enough. You need to watch where you are stepping. I am the big dog in the BAWF and I will always be the Big Dog as long as I hold this title. Look around you, Doomtrain, this is all I got and this is all I came for. I don’t need World Titles or Tag Team titles. All I need is this title and this title alone! This is what feeds the wolf and this is what feeds the legs! I lost to Mike Lio because I was too slow and not up to par as I should be. Mark my words, grease monkey, when I face you, I will on the top of my game and you can bet your loose marbles on it.
Next time, I see you in our locker room, you better walk the other way and sit in time out; otherwise, your grease monkey ass will hit the floor faster than you can say, “Grease Monkey”. Ha! Ha! I will see you around, redneck idiot! Never mess with the BAWF’s real Heavyweight Champion! Never mess with the PERFECT ONE! NEVER! Ha! Ha!”
: Perfect gets up and picks up the BAWF title and slings it over his shoulder and walks away from the table singing, “We are the champions” as the camera fades to black. :