Post by johnnybulldog on Aug 3, 2018 5:39:58 GMT -5
The opening sequence to Johnny Bulldog's new show, showcasing that week's chart toppers, Pick of the Hits plays and then fades as we see Bulldog standing with his co-host, Janet Short. The audience clap and cheer as the two stand side by side on the stage.
Hello and welcome to Pick of the Hits! The only show that shows YOU what's cool! Now, this edition is not about music, this is a very special edition for the GWA Network, in which we count down the top 10 contenders for this!
Bulldog shows off the International Championship to a loud 'woo' from the audience.
That's right, Johnny, and lets just say none of them can beat you for that!
Janet giggles, but Johnny is not impressed. He instructs the editors in the gallery to go to the latest Pizon video while he takes her to one side on the stage.
What are you doing? I told you not to act so cocky! I mean, I know I'm good, but after Sheath's win you don't know what's gonna happen!
Sorry, Mr Bulldog - are you afraid you might... you know... lose?
Johnny looks angered as the camera cuts back onto him as the video ends. He realizes the camera is back on him and attempts to get his composure back. The chemistry between the two has disappeared.
Pizon there with his latest hit! That's available for download now, but while you do that, here's the International Top 10 ranking you've been waiting for!
The Wizard by Paul Hardcastle hits as the pair begin their rundown.
At Number 10 this week, and up 3 places, it's Hunter Storms!
At Number 9 -
At Number 9, a new entry this week for the returning Rockshade!
Number 8 belongs to the first of our former champions, the legendary Caffery!
Number 7 is a man who has gone down 5 places since his turn of events at Thunderdome, Dylan Black!
At Number 6, replacing Rich Sheath, somehow, it's the enigmatic Brewer!
Janet stands back and lets Bulldog get on with the countdown.
And now we enter the Top 5 - kicking off with the Spotlight exclusive Apokalupsis!
Number 4 belongs to our third former champion, Armageddon!
A Voiceover Announcer then interrupts Bulldog, who looks disgruntled.
And now - LIVE from London - it's the Top 3 Picks!
Yes, thank you Graham, and in at number 3 is my favourite Tag Team Partner and Pete Burns lookalike, Lio!
Number 2 - and from nowhere this week as a new entry... Wellington... Dunne...
Bulldog is unable to compose himself anymore, looking down the camera in fear and shoving the envelope to Janet.
And at Number One, for the second week in a row, it's Veronica Moon!
What!? Are you kidding me!? Her!? That bit-
- Thank You, Johnny! That's all we have time for this week. See you next week, to find out our Pick of the Hits!
The camera pans away from the stage and to the crowd, where Bulldog can still be heard shouting.
No! Not going to happen! I've beaten her, and I can do it again! This championship is for rising stars, not damp squibs! She will amount to nothing! Nothing!
The camera fades to black, just in time to miss a "Fuck Veronica Moon".
Hello and welcome to Pick of the Hits! The only show that shows YOU what's cool! Now, this edition is not about music, this is a very special edition for the GWA Network, in which we count down the top 10 contenders for this!
Bulldog shows off the International Championship to a loud 'woo' from the audience.
That's right, Johnny, and lets just say none of them can beat you for that!
Janet giggles, but Johnny is not impressed. He instructs the editors in the gallery to go to the latest Pizon video while he takes her to one side on the stage.
What are you doing? I told you not to act so cocky! I mean, I know I'm good, but after Sheath's win you don't know what's gonna happen!
Sorry, Mr Bulldog - are you afraid you might... you know... lose?
Johnny looks angered as the camera cuts back onto him as the video ends. He realizes the camera is back on him and attempts to get his composure back. The chemistry between the two has disappeared.
Pizon there with his latest hit! That's available for download now, but while you do that, here's the International Top 10 ranking you've been waiting for!
The Wizard by Paul Hardcastle hits as the pair begin their rundown.
At Number 10 this week, and up 3 places, it's Hunter Storms!
At Number 9 -
At Number 9, a new entry this week for the returning Rockshade!
Number 8 belongs to the first of our former champions, the legendary Caffery!
Number 7 is a man who has gone down 5 places since his turn of events at Thunderdome, Dylan Black!
At Number 6, replacing Rich Sheath, somehow, it's the enigmatic Brewer!
Janet stands back and lets Bulldog get on with the countdown.
And now we enter the Top 5 - kicking off with the Spotlight exclusive Apokalupsis!
Number 4 belongs to our third former champion, Armageddon!
A Voiceover Announcer then interrupts Bulldog, who looks disgruntled.
And now - LIVE from London - it's the Top 3 Picks!
Yes, thank you Graham, and in at number 3 is my favourite Tag Team Partner and Pete Burns lookalike, Lio!
Number 2 - and from nowhere this week as a new entry... Wellington... Dunne...
Bulldog is unable to compose himself anymore, looking down the camera in fear and shoving the envelope to Janet.
And at Number One, for the second week in a row, it's Veronica Moon!
What!? Are you kidding me!? Her!? That bit-
- Thank You, Johnny! That's all we have time for this week. See you next week, to find out our Pick of the Hits!
The camera pans away from the stage and to the crowd, where Bulldog can still be heard shouting.
No! Not going to happen! I've beaten her, and I can do it again! This championship is for rising stars, not damp squibs! She will amount to nothing! Nothing!
The camera fades to black, just in time to miss a "Fuck Veronica Moon".
