Post by lio on Aug 5, 2018 16:23:51 GMT -5
OOC: Just imagine that this promo was cut and aired before todays show.
The first thing the audience can see is an extreme closeup of the face of Lio. He has on an expensive pair of over-sized sunglasses, his hair coifed...molded really *just* right, and a smug grin. As the camera pans out more fully, we can see he is sitting in an old antique looking leather chair, which is mahogany colored. Behind him are two large wooden bookcases, filled to the brim with old leather bound books. There are some other antiquities nearby as well, some tables, and statues and stuff. He eventually takes off the sunglasses, and directs his attention entirely on the audience at home.
I know. I said I don't read the words of old dead people. This is true. Still, I love to surround myself with their books, from time to time. It gives me a sense of....I'm not quite sure the word for it. Almost as if I can gain their knowledge directly, just by being in their vicinity. You know? Now, I understand you haven't seen much of me as of late GWA. For this I must apologize, but to be honest for the past week I've been in Milan. Taking the runway for the first time! Soon, it will only be a matter of time before my name becomes household. Before my name is on the lips of everyone.
He nods thoughtfully, as if basking in the remembrance of the event. A warm smile comes to his lips. Just as sudden though, a jubilant look comes across his face.
I also wish to give much congratulations to my very best friend and partner rich sheath, on his GWA world title victory! Tonight on showcase, I have a special surprise for you! I do hope you enjoy it. Having said that, there is some business I must attend to. Namely Sue Rogers.
He nods thoughtfully, as a wry smile this time comes across his face. He almost..savors the next thing he wishes to say....
You see Sue Rogers, I understand you wish to have your precious Susan back. But the truth of the matter, is that she is no longer the one you knew. In my time with her, I have elevated her position. Made her more than she was. But....don't take MY word for it. Susan! Come here!
Loud oinking can be heard as susan trots into view, looking even more elegant and beautiful than the last time we saw her; she can be seen wearing an elegant blonde wig, light makeup, and a dress. As she sits next to lio, she is posed with her head looking off to the side.
She then looks towards the camera...and effects her best "look" to use the term.
You see sue? She has become as much of a star as me. But, regardless I offer a proposition to you. A match at Pick your poison. A match that... may interest you. I call it a "pig pen" match. Yes that's right! Like a mud wrestling match, except the two of us will be the scantily clad ones. Well, I will anyway. You may wish to wear a pair of swimming trunks or something to that effect if you want. A mud wrestling match, inside a large pig pen. If you win, you regain your precious Susan. And I, on my honor as a man, will leave you alone from now on. No matter what you do or say. But, if I win? Not only do I keep Susan, but you'll have to undergo a complete makeover, and showcase it on the show following our match. Maybe if you have the look that I do, you'll be able to better see things from my perspective? Let me know what you think. Ciao.
the feed abruptly cuts off.
The first thing the audience can see is an extreme closeup of the face of Lio. He has on an expensive pair of over-sized sunglasses, his hair coifed...molded really *just* right, and a smug grin. As the camera pans out more fully, we can see he is sitting in an old antique looking leather chair, which is mahogany colored. Behind him are two large wooden bookcases, filled to the brim with old leather bound books. There are some other antiquities nearby as well, some tables, and statues and stuff. He eventually takes off the sunglasses, and directs his attention entirely on the audience at home.
I know. I said I don't read the words of old dead people. This is true. Still, I love to surround myself with their books, from time to time. It gives me a sense of....I'm not quite sure the word for it. Almost as if I can gain their knowledge directly, just by being in their vicinity. You know? Now, I understand you haven't seen much of me as of late GWA. For this I must apologize, but to be honest for the past week I've been in Milan. Taking the runway for the first time! Soon, it will only be a matter of time before my name becomes household. Before my name is on the lips of everyone.
He nods thoughtfully, as if basking in the remembrance of the event. A warm smile comes to his lips. Just as sudden though, a jubilant look comes across his face.
I also wish to give much congratulations to my very best friend and partner rich sheath, on his GWA world title victory! Tonight on showcase, I have a special surprise for you! I do hope you enjoy it. Having said that, there is some business I must attend to. Namely Sue Rogers.
He nods thoughtfully, as a wry smile this time comes across his face. He almost..savors the next thing he wishes to say....
You see Sue Rogers, I understand you wish to have your precious Susan back. But the truth of the matter, is that she is no longer the one you knew. In my time with her, I have elevated her position. Made her more than she was. But....don't take MY word for it. Susan! Come here!
Loud oinking can be heard as susan trots into view, looking even more elegant and beautiful than the last time we saw her; she can be seen wearing an elegant blonde wig, light makeup, and a dress. As she sits next to lio, she is posed with her head looking off to the side.
She then looks towards the camera...and effects her best "look" to use the term.
You see sue? She has become as much of a star as me. But, regardless I offer a proposition to you. A match at Pick your poison. A match that... may interest you. I call it a "pig pen" match. Yes that's right! Like a mud wrestling match, except the two of us will be the scantily clad ones. Well, I will anyway. You may wish to wear a pair of swimming trunks or something to that effect if you want. A mud wrestling match, inside a large pig pen. If you win, you regain your precious Susan. And I, on my honor as a man, will leave you alone from now on. No matter what you do or say. But, if I win? Not only do I keep Susan, but you'll have to undergo a complete makeover, and showcase it on the show following our match. Maybe if you have the look that I do, you'll be able to better see things from my perspective? Let me know what you think. Ciao.
the feed abruptly cuts off.